vms for the algorithm generation. no cap.
prices fluctuate based on vibes and demand fr fr
set up in literal seconds. no tutorial needed (we know u won't watch it anyway)
manage everything from ur phone while laying in bed at 3am
enterprise-grade security but make it aesthetic
works out of the box. just like ur favorite app
fill this out if it makes u feel better (we probably won't read it)
"finally a hosting service that speaks my language. the ui actually slaps"
"set up my site in like 2 minutes while watching tiktok. no cap this is goated"
"the support team actually gets it. they don't talk to me like i'm ancient"